Hunter_69
I have a confession, I must confess, I was told I was the absolute best!
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Registration date : 2007-09-04
 | | Subject: Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:15 pm | |
| 1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where
one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a
man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture: An art of transferring information
from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference: The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in
such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which
masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes
before marriage.
10. Conference Room: A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you fel you are
going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic: A book which people praise,
but do not read.
13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things
straight.
14. Office: A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.
15. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to
open their mouth.
16. Etc.,: A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to decide that nothing can be
done together.
18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during
life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in
such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel
Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last
letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich.
26. Father: A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...
except that he got caught.
28. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early.
29. Politician: One who shakes your hand before
elections and your Confidence after!
30. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and
kills you with his bills. | |
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m@no
Call me anytime, I won't be home.
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Age : 39
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Registration date : 2007-09-20
| | Subject: Re: Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:56 am | |
| Hahahahaha nice ones bt i dnt agree vid da last one  | |
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