SMS Jokes

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A man is dying of cancer:

His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying
of AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom"

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Samunder bhar syllabus hain,
Nadi bhar padh pate hain,
Balti bhar yaad reheta hain,
Mug bhar likh pate hain,
Chullu bhar number aate hain,
Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a
fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
notice."

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Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par
Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye

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Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti.

Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.


- It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage.

- It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.



- Why do God stay up in heaven?

- Because he's afraid of what they have created!


Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…



Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.

hehehe i lyk the makhiyan one And the last one..so true lol BRain FReeze during eXams happens all da tymee!! thnx for sharingg i'll post sum soonn!

hahah dey r rly funny

heh lolzz ya exam 1 is really funny
lol

Wife: suniye!Jub pehli baar ap ne mera ghungat uthaya to kesa laga tha?
Husband: Khuda ki qasam!Agr ayat ul kursi yad na hoti to main mer jata.

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1) 1. 1st sardar : aaj main nay pani ko ullu banaya.
2nd sardar : woh kaise??
1st: main nay nahane k liye pani garam kia aur thande pani se naha lia

2) 1 sardar:jub main chota hota tha na to pakistan gaya aur minar e pakistan se gir gaya tha...
2nd sardar:tum mar gaye thay ya bach gae thay ???
1st sardar:ham ko yad nahin hum chota thaa naa


3) aik dafa teacher nay students say kaha k my father per mazmoon liko...
sardar jee jisko sirf my best friend ka mazmoon yaad tha usnay ise mazoon ko edit kia aur friend k jagah father lik diya.
to mazmoon kuch istarah ka howa...
I have many fathers but Khalid is my best father.we play football together.My mother likes him very much........

4) Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo
Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai.
Billu 5th mein padh raha hai
aur
Ulloo SMS padh raha hai

5) Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used
Socks main smell say bhi
zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi
say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say
zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U


7) Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi
peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue
Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair
Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar
Bacteria............
HOW R
U??????

==== a straight copy from my forum

ALL flowers couldn't represent Love but rose did it .....
all birds can't talk but parrots did it
all donkeys couldn't read a msg but u did it



Dad 2 son: when I beat u, how do u control your anger?
Son: dady! I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it wid ur "ToothBrush".


Teacher: Oxygen is must 4 breathing. It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thnx god I was born after that. Pehlay paida hota to mar hi jata.

Aik dost ka wada hai marte dam tak nibhayenge,
maut aayi to tum se pehle hum jayen ge, Tumko na bhul payenge,
(isliye tumhen bhi saath le jayenge)...

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love

Bewaquf
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Chor
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Matlabi
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Dhokebaaz
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Chugalkhor
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Besharam
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Jhute
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Battamiz
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Beiman
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Kanjos
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ALLAH apko in sab tarah k logon sai bachaye……
“Ameen”

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Sirf apke liye main chand tareey tor doon…
Honda city,opel, Mercedes tak chor doon…
Ae dost, bas itna kafi hai ya…
Do char jhoot aur bol doon….

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GOD apun se pocha, Kidher jane ka Jannat ya Dozakh?
apun bola Dozakh.
You know apun aisa kyun bola?












Bcoz apun ko maloom tum sala Dost log wohi par hota hai.

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"F-R-I-E-N-D-S"
r
like
balloons;
once
u
let
them
go,
u cant
ever
bring
them
back,

That's why
I think ......................................


TERE HAWAA NIKAL K APNAY PASS HI NA RAKH LU

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u stole my memories,
i excused you


u stole my heart, i excused you!



u stole my smile , i excused you!




BUT THIS IS TOOO MUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!



Meray doggy ka biscut wapas kro..................

kheee kheee kheee

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baaaaaaaqi kal

wow lots of em will read later

u stole my memories,


i excused you



u stole my heart, i excused you!



u stole my smile , i excused you!






BUT THIS IS TOOO MUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!







Meray doggy ka biscut wapas kro..................

haha dis so funny..i m gwn send dis 2 my frnd

heheh da last 1 is funni
lollll

Hahahaha xia sir main ne perhay hue hain

btw baby xamz wala so0o true na.Mere sath b yai hota hai

Jab aap hanstay ho to
"Aisa lagta hai kai Insaan Pehlay Bandar tha"


ahan!
Khafa mat hona kiyon kai

Jab aap Khafa hotay ho to
"Aisa lagta hai kai Insaan abhi bhi Bandar hai"

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any carbon copy from umer's post hope he doesnt mind.

haha dis so funny

lolzz ya da xam 1 soo true
lolllll