Osama Bin Laden's favourite song
"mainnikla, plane leke, o raste
mein, newyork mein, ik mod
ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya..."
Aaj didar,
kal yaar,
parso pyar,
phir ekrar,
aur phir-intzar,
phir-takrar,
phir-darar,
saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek
aur devdas at beer bar !
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi
BHOOT se kam ho ?
Suraj Hua Madham,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai !
BHAAG !
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to
please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
Macchar ne jo kata...
dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni...
dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
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A little boy asked a pregnant lady pointing to her stomach whats that.
lady:thats my sweet baby.i lov him very much.
Kid:then why the hell did u eat him.
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
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