smokinflames(omar)
Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive.
Number of posts : 566
Age : 34
Location : jeddah , saudia arabia
Registration date : 2007-09-04
 | | Subject: womens english (mature content) Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:33 am | |
| WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive today = Is sex all you ever think about??
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
I have a headache. = You did something wrong and your being punished with no sex/ leave me alone | |
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smokinflames(omar)
Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive.
Number of posts : 566
Age : 34
Location : jeddah , saudia arabia
Registration date : 2007-09-04
| | Subject: Re: womens english (mature content) Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:16 am | |
| hello everyone.!
this joke is of some mature content, so if any of the mods dont like it you could probably lock this thread.!! | |
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Baby-Gal
*HOTTIE*
Number of posts : 1379
Registration date : 2007-09-01
| | Subject: Re: womens english (mature content) Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:14 am | |
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m@no
Call me anytime, I won't be home.
Number of posts : 491
Age : 39
Location : Hearts
Registration date : 2007-09-20
| | Subject: Re: womens english (mature content) Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:26 pm | |
| by da way dis thread shud b deleted.Dat is wat i think. | |
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