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For those of you who think you suck at computers...don't worry there are worse people than you!





Computer Genius?

After reading these we will all feel like a computer genius!


Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.....

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.....
Customer: No, wait a minute. I hadn't inserted it yet. It's still on
my desk. Sorry.....

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Customer: Hello. I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and.....
Customer: Listen pal, don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates damn it!

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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it
says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in
frontofthe monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it.....

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Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: No.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's
happening.....

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah.....that one does work!

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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital
letter 'V' as in Victor, then number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the internet.

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars......

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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry.....Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on
my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you
please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

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Helpdesk: Uhh? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than
4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be
helping me?

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle
around it?

hehe lolzz after readin dis i no ke im a computer genius
lollllllllllllllll

same hre lol feelin a bit smarter thnx for sharing

same here i thought i was a nut at computer.!
but now i am good i guess at computer.!

Hahahahaha same here .Thnx 4 sharing omer

3 yrs i was rubbish wid compu..knw i m da best wid compu