Hunter_69
I have a confession, I must confess, I was told I was the absolute best!
Number of posts : 166
Age : 35
Location : sAuDi aRaBiA - j3DDaH
Registration date : 2007-09-04
 | | Subject: Teacher and Brilliant Student !! Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:17 pm | |
| TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are | |
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princess
*Jal Pari*
Number of posts : 1325
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-09-03
| | Subject: Re: Teacher and Brilliant Student !! Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:01 pm | |
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Baby-Gal
*HOTTIE*
Number of posts : 1379
Registration date : 2007-09-01
| | Subject: Re: Teacher and Brilliant Student !! Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:37 am | |
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m@no
Call me anytime, I won't be home.
Number of posts : 491
Age : 39
Location : Hearts
Registration date : 2007-09-20
| | Subject: Re: Teacher and Brilliant Student !! Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:58 pm | |
| Hahahaha nice funny  | |
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